[Crossover] Has the Clan Leader Grown Up Yet?

#Better to ship a couple than fight to the death# #Better to gossip than hold a blood feud!# His name is Uchiha Fei, and he's a reincarnator. At first, his goals in life were to tear Black Zetsu to pieces, have Madara and Hashirama build a harmonious Konoha together, and let Izuna run around happily bickering with Tobirama. But when he was five, his male idol Madara had only just been born. So his goals in life changed to raising his male idols, protecting his big brother, sending Black Zetsu into the sky as a satellite, getting his idols to find true love and then helping them get married, and becoming a godfather when they had children. As for founding a village, well, that could wait until his idols grew up... Five-year-old Uchiha Fei: Male idol, hurry up and grow up! Your neighbor, the Apocalypse, is waiting to skip stones with you! The future big shot Uchiha Madara, not yet one year old, didn't understand a word. He just blew a spit bubble at him. Uchiha Fei: Adorable! [Very Important Reading Notes] This story has a chaotic age setup that has not been carefully researched. Because Madara ate so well as a child, this story breaks the height curse: he's 181 cm tall! Warnings: Everyone is goofy, and both the Uchiha and Senju love shipping couples and gossiping. Ships in this story: Madara x the protagonist, Fur Collar x Tobirama, Hashirama x Mito, Kazekiri x Toyotama, Tobi x Kakashi, Naruto x Sasuke. There's definitely a transmigration plot during the Fourth Great Ninja War. I knew you all loved reading that =-=