[Monster Crossover] Your Dad Is Insane

[Nura: Rise of the Yokai Clan] Nurarihyon: Your dad flirted with all the good-looking members of our clan back in the day, including the men. Rikuo Nura: I heard... your dad even hit on my dad. Hagoromo Gitsune: Every time I was reincarnated, your dad flirted with me. Yokai of Tono: When your dad came here, he hit on everyone, men, women, and everything in between. Zhi: We can talk this out. Go after him, not me, okay...? Everyone: No way! [Onmyoji Mobile] Seimei: Your dad swindled me out of hundreds of talismans back then. Kagura: Your dad stole more than a dozen of my umbrellas! Minamoto no Hiromasa: Your dad stole my favorite bow. Shuten Doji: Your dad drank all my prized sake, and then hit on my wife! Ibaraki Doji: Your dad flirted with the female ghost Momiji, the one Shuten Doji likes. Zhi: Then can you go settle the score with him instead of coming after me?! Everyone: No! [Pet Shop of Horrors] Count D: What a pretty child. Would you like to come home with me? Zhi: My dad said never to talk to a weirdo in a qipao who likes taking little birds home. Count D: Wait, is your dad's name "Beep, "? Zhi: Yes...? Count D: Oh, then could you pay the three hundred million pounds your dad owes me? Zhi: ...I just remembered I left the gas stove on at home. Goodbye. This story updates every other day. If there's an extra chapter, it's definitely because your comments moved me so much, my little angels.