[Harry Potter] The Evolution of a Brave Little Lion into a Cunning Little Snake

Short version: After Sirius dies, Harry uses a Time-Turner and accidentally ends up a thousand years in the past. He later becomes Salazar Slytherin, one of the Founders, and then gets involved in a love affair (or is it an affair?) with the professor. Long version: I'll do my best to follow the original while twisting it, focusing mainly on the history and people from a thousand years ago. In other words ↓ Godric is a Martian. Helga is a shut-in. Rowena is a deranged queen. Salazar is a troubled child. Pairing: the professor and Salazar/Harry Current relationship status: Salazar: I'll kill you. The professor turns pale. Salazar smiles: Just kidding. I haven't played you to ruin yet. ↑ How adorable is this dynamic! Ignore everything that happens after Sirius dies, and ignore everything that happens before Sirius dies too (so what exactly isn't being ignored? = =") I can't help it; it's been ages since I read the books, and I can't remember much. This story absolutely won't stand up to scrutiny, so don't take it seriously. The first part is an extremely long, boring introduction and transition. Don't force yourself to read it if you can't get through it. Also, progress is slow, but this isn't abandoned, so please be patient. I usually split each chapter into two updates. A subversive, distorted, poorly written work, and a work in progress.