Bloom, Little White Flower!

Ever since her ex-boyfriend kidnapped and trafficked her, Xu Xi, a bona fide delicate little flower of an elf, has been hurtling down a strange path where nothing seems normal.

Especially after becoming a forensic assistant. Getting sent out with her boss and running into an escaped criminal, or encountering a mugger during a training course, is nothing out of the ordinary.

Now she can run into a hospital dispute and get taken hostage just by going to the hospital, encounter a chocolate thief while buying dessert at a pastry shop, or get abducted along with a human trafficker while helping pick up her nephew from kindergarten...

To cope with this knack for getting kidnapped wherever she goes, Xu Xi has to put all her little schemes and calculations to use elsewhere, eventually unlocking all sorts of bizarre skills.

Hostage negotiator: Stay calm, stay calm. Don't hurt the hostages. We promise not to deploy Xu Xi first!

Kidnapper: That's a lie!!! I can see an elf among the hostages!

Hostage negotiator: No, Xu Xi really isn't here today. She, she's on her honeymoon. Can we talk now? What do you want...

Xu Xi, hiding among the hostages with a hat on: ...

SWAT officer, hiding among the hostages in plain clothes: (whispering) Maybe don't make a move. Give the negotiator a chance to save face?

What to expect:

No punishing scumbags. The ex-boyfriend got life in prison, so there's not much left to do to him.

This is a serious crime-solving novel! If the cases get too ridiculous, you're definitely reading it wrong.

Xu Xi is the bottom, and the top is a SWAT captain who will never get the chance to play the hero and save the damsel.

As usual, the standard pairing: elf x dragon. This time, they're a real elf and a real dragon.

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