Night of the Six Realms of Hell

Jiushiye was dismembered by a serial killer, ended up in Hell, met Qilang, and lost his first kiss.

Jiushiye stayed remarkably calm, cleared the dungeon, finished shopping, and went on with his ghostly life.

Jiushiye (deadpan): Why is it you again?

Qilang (smiling): It just means we're destined to meet, gorgeous.

And then...

Jiushiye (haughtily): Stupid wolf, kill him.

Qilang (swinging his blade and grinning obsequiously): Xiaoye, are you hungry?

Finally...

Jiushiye (pouting): Stupid wolf, how dare you look at someone else?

Qilang (lowering his head to kiss him gently): How could I, sweetheart?

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