The Art of Love According to a Clown

"Amazing~☆ Don't you think dating a clown would be a thrill, Reine~?"

"Get lost."

A thrill? More like a scare!

When Sanada Reine found herself walking home and discovering for the Nth time that she had a protagonist's aura, she snapped.

"What's with these roses? And could you get down from that hot-air balloon, you idiot!"

Sanada Genichiro was certain this wasn't his sister.

(He glanced at the person in the hot-air balloon.)

This wasn't his brother-in-law. Seriously.

"Amazing~☆ I'm Hiiro Ritsu, born for you. I've brought you a gift today, and... hey, wait, Reine!"

She slammed the window shut and tied the rose petals and pigeons inside to each other, then threw them out.

"Today's Headlines: Popular idol and Yumenosaki Academy student Hiiro Ritsu follows his producer in a hot-air balloon."

Wait, follows her in a hot-air balloon? What do you think you are, a character from a certain train movie?

"...Kuroo-san."

"Nito, don't look."

"Kukuku... Reine's spring has arrived, too..."

"The hell it has! Can someone airlift this whole pile of roses off my desk?"

"Hey, this is bad..."

"Hehe, Keito, let's just watch."

"Hakaze, what's wrong with you? Haha, did you get dumped? Let Meteor Red help you!"

"Rei~san."

"Ohhh, Sena's turned into a hentai~☆"

"Haa... Zzz..."

"Hey, are you all in our class? Why are you in 3-B!"

"Little dandelion~ Why don't you come with me on a da, "

Before he could finish, a bouquet of roses hit Kaoru Hakaze in the face.

"Wahaha! Another day full of surprises! Come and accept my boundless love~☆"

"Get lost!"

* Anzu doesn't appear. The protagonist is Reine.

* Prince of Tennis cameos; crossover.

* One-on-one pairing with Hiiro Ritsu.

* Some parts are wildly imaginative, so read what you like.

* Hiiro Ritsu x Sanada Reine

* Kaoru Hakaze and Izumi Sena -> Sanada Reine

* Kaoru likes her romantically; Sena just admires her like an older sister. (Yuuki: Then leave me out of it!)