Kissing Fish

On a night when a heavy rainstorm was about to break, I met a beautiful young man. "Can I add you on WeChat, classmate?" "Meow." "Okay, I'll take that as a yes since you didn't say no." But my phone was dead, so all I got was an empty gesture. When we met again later, I went straight up to him and confessed. ...I never expected him to say yes! My new boyfriend is perfect in every way except that he can't talk, and whenever the sky gets even a little overcast, he opens an umbrella in advance. Even when he does speak, all he says are baffling meows. But that's okay. As long as I like him, that's all that matters. I imagined that one day my boyfriend would reveal his true form, showing me his soft cat ears and tail. Then one day, I accidentally fell into a swimming pool... A gigantic fish tail wrapped around me and pulled me out of the water. Me: "...Did I leave the house today before I was fully awake?" Boyfriend: "Meow, meow." If you're a fish, don't imitate a cat! Theme: Protect marine life