Please Don't Cling to Me Like This [Showbiz]

Two posts have been dominating a certain online forum lately:

Post One: What should I do when the once-unattainable male god is now clingier than a bandage?

Post Two: I got a second chance at life. The woman who once loved me so much she went crazy is now determined to cut all ties with me. What should I do?

The man and woman, both hiding behind secret identities and unaware of each other's real identities, leave comments for each other:

zzz (Bai Zhu): I suggest the original poster follow a three-step plan: first avoid her, then hide, and finally sic your love rival on her.

Water (Ling Ge): Don't be a coward, original poster! Just drag her into a room and get down to business! I refuse to believe she'd still say no after you two have slept together!

Much later, Ling Ge forgot to switch accounts when she logged into the forum and accidentally came across a very familiar-looking post...

Author: How does it feel to give yourself terrible advice and make trouble for yourself?

Those two, with murderous looks in their eyes: Get lost!

[The full-marks, sky-shattering master of love confessions VS the fake-cold, celibate calligrapher]

1. So much doting! Every implausible event exists to set up the main couple showing off their love!

2. Both leads are sexually inexperienced. No infuriating supporting characters of either gender.

3. No real-life inspirations. Please don't read anyone into it!

4. The author is absolutely reliable, so dive in without worry, little angels. If you like it, please give it a little click to bookmark it~

My next novel, “The Movie Star Only Loves Dogs [Book Transmigration],” is open for advance bookmarks~ Transmigrated into a dog, her only goal is to get into his bed!

Blurb: Nan Yan fell out of a speeding car.

And then, yes, she not only survived, she also caught the latest trend.

Watching the movie star hold her down in the water, she felt indignant: Why? Why does everyone else who transmigrates into a book become the female lead or an important supporting character, while she becomes a movie star's dog?

Xi Wenxian has been really annoyed lately.

His usually obedient dog has inexplicably entered a fit of aggression. It won't let him hold it, pet it, or even bathe it.

But as a professional dog lover, he can't stand his own dog getting this filthy!

So the movie star starts chasing his dog around the house. “Be good, don't fuss. You can get rowdy after your bath.”

The dog being chased hides under the bed, trembling. “Y-you can't take advantage of me! Hey, hey, where are you touching?!”

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