Sword Art Online: Guess, Am I a Lesbian or a Gay Guy?

Once upon a time, there was a native of the world of Jianxia who was a master of eighteen kinds of martial arts and played the cannon-fodder heroine. She could write poetry, paint pictures, and dance like a shaman. In battle, she could rob escorts, smash carts, and steal bounty contracts. She could be a mature beauty or a cute little girl, and play as a male adult or a little boy. She was into men and women, and had no preference when it came to bedroom tastes. She had three thousand beauties in her harem, and all three thousand received her favor. At last! Her romantic partner stabbed her to death! After going through world after world, from yanderes and stalkers to confinement, bondage, and love turning to hate, she went from “No thanks, get lost” to “Darling, mwah!” and “I'll marry no one but you” to “No thanks, get lost.” From “You are the most beautiful firework of my life” to “No thanks, get lost.” After going through world after world, switching from woman to man, man to woman, woman to man, man to woman, and occasionally turning into a cross-dresser, she finally reached the point where she could sing, “Being invincible is so, so lonely... Being invincible is so, so empty.” Then she realized she could no longer find a romantic partner! In short: this is the story of a winner in life who has no choice but to switch classes to Shaolin. Theme: