Onmyoji + Gintama: Kagura's Dad!

[Scene One] Yoko: Beautiful maiden, your skin is so fair, and your eyes are as blue as the sky. When I saw you, I felt that my heart had found its home. Are you the one fate has chosen for me? Kagura: Aru, uncle, if you try to abduct a little girl like that, you’ll get arrested and [censored]! You might even get [censored] and have your butt blown out! Dark Seimei: Come with me. I’ll show you a new world, one without darkness! Kagura: Uncle, you’re already this old and still haven’t gotten over your chuunibyou phase? Aren’t you worried that wearing so much makeup will make you age before your time, and turn you into an old man or a bald guy? Hao: This world is filthy. Humans are so insignificant. Destroy it. Kagura: Uncle, did someone do something unspeakable to you? Did they force [censored] you? You’re so extreme, your mom back in the country will cry! [Scene Two] Dark Seimei: I will overthrow Heian-kyo! “Smack!” Sent flying by an umbrella! Big Doggo: For the greater good, I must win! “Smack!” Sent flying by an umbrella! Ibaraki Doji: For my friend! Die! “Smack!” Sent flying by an umbrella! Theme: