Rules for Raising a Big Cat

Blurb

Roy thinks Su Jinruo is a very strange person.

When Roy was an animal, Su Jinruo would constantly pick him up and stroke him here and there, kiss him here and there, and play with his paws more than anything. Every day, he'd say, 'Roy, I love you most of all.' But now that Roy has become human, he can sit on Su Jinruo's lap and try to kiss him, and Su Jinruo still acts reluctant.

'Looks like all that human talk about love is fake.' That's what Roy thought after being rejected for the Nth time.

As the undisputed king of cat lovers, Su Jinruo's favorite thing is to kiss, hug, and pet his own 'cat' every day. Sometimes he even teases his 'cat' with suggestive remarks, just to take advantage of him. His daily routine includes posting photos of his 'cat' looking fierce on Weibo. When he's in the mood, he also livestreams to share with his fans how he pets his 'cat.'

But his 'cat' isn't an ordinary cat. In fact, he's not a cat at all. He can turn into a human.

So Su Jinruo looks on, exhausted, at the sexy man straddling his lap.

Help! I keep flirting with my pet for fun, and now it's turned human and wants to mate with me. What do I do? I'm online and waiting!