The Cat Butler Keeps Breaking Down [Quick Transmigration]

What do you do when your cat owner keeps going off the rails? System: Roll over! Beg for attention! Get all fluffy! Jiang Zuo: Wrong. Put up with him, indulge him, let him do what he wants, then come back in a few years and see me. System: See what about you??? Jiang Zuo (gloomily lighting a cigarette.jpg): See how tall the grass is on my grave. . The System was in tears, preparing to collect its Host's body, when it discovered that not only did its Host refuse to put up with, indulge, or let his cat owner do as he pleased, he even loved dancing on the God of Plague's head! System: … I f***ing knew you were lying to me!!! #We agreed to grow grass on our graves together, but you secretly went dancing in the battlefield of love behind my back# A bottom with an intense survival instinct x a top who's always going off the rails and beyond saving A slightly slow-paced quick transmigration story, with a System and missions, one-on-one. Content warnings: 1. This story is set in an imaginary world. All details are made up, so please don't apply them to real life. Mwah! o333o 2. No personal attacks, please. 3. The author is just a poor little thing, so please don't be mean to her. Here's a little preview of my upcoming story, Mwah: After Dumping the Male Lead, I Flirted with His Older Brother. Check my profile to find it~ Here's the blurb: The male lead gazed at Lin Juan with deep affection, clasped his hand tightly, and planted a gentle kiss on his slightly pursed, shy lips. [Ding! Incorrect target! Mission hint: Your target is the male lead's older brother.] Lin Juan abruptly yanked his hand away from the male lead's. Damn! You're not the target I'm supposed to pursue?! The male lead looked baffled: ??? Lin Juan: 〒▽〒... runs away.jpg The male lead: ... You bastard, get back here! ▼blood▼ . The male lead's second older brother flashed a wicked smile and slid a silver diamond ring onto Lin Juan's ring finger. "Juan, from now on, you're..." [Ding! Incorrect target! Mission hint: The real target is the male lead's eldest brother.] Lin Juan quickly pulled off the ring. "...Thanks, buddy. Let's take a dump together sometime!" (Runs away again.jpg) The male lead's second older brother: ... Heh. You flirt with me and think you can run? Find me on Weibo: @Tangli Xingjiu Theme: