The Cult Leader's Rooster Goes Cock-a-Doodle-Doo

[An embarrassing old work, don't read it, mwah mwah o3o] Martial World Headlines: In the dead of night, when the wind howls and no one is around, the Martial Alliance Leader was... was... ...scammed by a chicken! The moment the headline came out, martial artists across the land turned pale and clutched their little money pouches. Cult Leader: Scamming people makes a fortune. It'll restore our demonic cult! #The Demonic Cult's signature chicken: one look and you drop, a must-have for scam jobs. # The Cult Leader's daily chicken-flirting routine: Dugu Chick: "Watch what you say. Quit flirting with me." Cult Leader: "...You've got drool on your chin." P.S. 1. Unrestrained and over-the-top, with no brains. If it's not your thing, just close the tab. No need to tell me. Love you~ 2. Both leads are sexually inexperienced, 1v1. 3. No personal attacks or ranking comparisons, please. Follow my author page below and get a Lao Jiu brand inflatable doll! =w= Up next: "I'll Make You My Sweet Treat [Entertainment Industry]" by Tangli Xingjiu (I want to get with you) Completed: "At Least Finish Telling the Joke! [Quick Transmigration]" by Tangli Xingjiu (Flirt, then run, hehe) Coming soon: "The Cat Butler's Guide to Love [Quick Transmigration]" by Tangli Xingjiu (Don't start, my back can't take it) Coming soon: "The Movie Emperor Was Swept Away by a Monk [Entertainment Industry]" by Tangli Xingjiu (Please don't run, good sir!) Find me on Weibo: Tangli Xingjiu Theme: