A Novel That's Not Worth Reading

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Countless people were eager to win Fu Geluo's favor.

But the little human prince sent by the Demon Lord was truly incorrigible. He was either trying to escape or demanding that she disband the gentlemen of the Flower Robe Palace.

If she hadn't remembered that he had once helped her move on to the next life, Geluo would have ordered someone to break his legs and throw him into the Abyss River to feed the evil spirits.

To search for the reclusive Heavenly Wolf Tribe, Geluo specially allowed him to accompany her on her travels. The little prince claimed he didn't want to go, but when she was ambushed and fell into danger, he threw himself in front of a sword with his mortal body.

Geluo laughed at his overconfidence. "In such a hurry to die? Remember, if you die, it can only be by my hand."

The little prince lay on the ground, deathly pale and barely breathing.

He reached out and touched the face no one had ever dared to lay a hand on, then whispered, "If I die, I only want to die by your... side."

What he wanted to say was that if he died, he only wanted to die in her arms.

[Notes]

1. This experimental story was a failure. Best not to read it.

2. Proud, sharp-tongued demon-world war goddess x taciturn little human prince.

3. The male lead is a virgin. Before the heroine falls for him, she has had several lovers, though not at the same time. She has none afterward.

4. Blurb written on 2021.9.2, screenshot saved. Revised on 2021.9.17.

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After veteran black lotus Wu Xiaoxiao transmigrates into the heroine of an old-school angst novel,

her superb acting and heartrending sobs leave the trash male leads tossing and turning, regretting everything.

Wu Xiaoxiao: I'm crying. It's all an act. .gif

Male leads: ...Damn it, why does my heart hurt so much!

World One [The Contract Wife Who Runs Away While Pregnant]

After Wu Xiaoxiao pretends to bleed, cry, and suffer a miscarriage,

the male lead's guilt skyrockets. He says they can stop pretending and make their contract marriage real.

Wu Xiaoxiao tears up the contract and vanishes without a trace for two years.

Later, Wu Xiaoxiao becomes famous after appearing on a variety show with her daughter.

The male lead, gaunt from pining for her, corners her backstage.

His eyes turn red as he looks at her and the little girl. "You actually... I won't let either of you leave me again."

Wu Xiaoxiao sobs uncontrollably, smiling inside. The child isn't yours.

World Two [The Former Princess Whose Clan Was Slaughtered, Yet Who Still Loves the Emperor]

Wu Xiaoxiao pretends to be tormented by hatred for the sake of love, mocked and miserable. The emperor is filled with guilt, yet refuses to let her go.

Wu Xiaoxiao leaps from the city wall. The emperor's hair turns white overnight. He rules an empire, but never smiles again.

General Xiao, who rose through the ranks from Vice Minister of War over the course of two years,

launches a rebellion on the day the emperor mourns Wu Xiaoxiao.

She points her sword at the emperor and smiles. "Did you miss me? I'm back to reclaim the empire that belongs to me."

World Three [The Self-Reliant Girl Who Disguises Herself as a Boy and Endures Bullying]

Wu Xiaoxiao pretends to endure insults and slander while still greeting the world with a song.

The male lead lives in darkness and initially wants to drag her into the mud, but he can't help seeing her as a ray of light. He feels guilty toward her and admires her.

Wu Xiaoxiao agrees to run away with him, then turns around and reports him.

He is publicly disciplined by the school and kicked out of his home. He holds her and says he's glad to have her.

She pushes him away with a gentle smile. "I scored 699, and you scored 299. You think you're good enough to elope with me?"

World Four [The White Moonlight's Substitute, Whom Her Master Kills to Prove His Dao]

After Wu Xiaoxiao pretends to have her eyes and heart gouged out, she still loves her master sincerely.

When her master hesitates over whether to trade her life for the life of his beloved, she steps forward and lets the sword pierce her, just for one embrace from him.

After she dies, her master regrets everything. He slaughters every righteous cultivator on the spot and becomes a demon overnight.

A hundred years later, the immortal realm sends a reclusive war god to hunt down the new Demon Lord.

On the battlefield, Wu Xiaoxiao faces her master in combat.

As he stares at her in shock, she waves and smiles, and immortal arrows engulf the man's delight.

Her voice is colder than the waters of the underworld. "I act in Heaven's name. Show no mercy."

Reader's Guide

1. The heartless black lotus will do anything to meet her goals. Don't make it into a moral issue.

2. A story that turns old-school heroine-torture novels on their head: the heroine's suffering is fake, but the male lead's is real. Both physical and emotional torture.

3. Blurb written on 2021.9.27, revised on 10.5. Screenshot saved.

Theme: Through wind and rain, become your own supreme deity.