My Roommate Is a Mermaid

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PPS: This is a romance! A romance! A romance from the heroine's perspective [probably]!

Blurb One:

The mermaid Hua Xunyang has developed a scale-shedding disorder and can't eat spicy food, but he still secretly stashes a packet of spicy strips from Xia Lan.

Xia Lan: Hand over the spicy strips!

Hua Xunyang: QAQ Just, just one!

Xia Lan: [Fierce] I'd sooner give them to a dog than to you!

Hua Xunyang: [Without hesitation] Woof!

Xia Lan: ... What the hell is wrong with you!!

Blurb Two:

[Help] Good grief! I just found out my roommate is a mermaid. What should I do?!!!

Original Poster: Not only is my roommate a mermaid, he also thinks I'm one too... I don't dare tell him the truth. What if he kills me? QAQ

1st reply: Make it up, keep making it up.

2nd reply: Hemmmm, I checked the OP's profile and saw you live in G City. Why not cook your roommate into boiled mermaid? He'll definitely taste better than Hu Jianren!

3rd reply: Hhhhh, the person above is so evil. OP, you could stir-fry him and eat him 233333

4th reply: Turn him over to the government, OP.

Xia Lan looked at all the jokes on the webpage and turned around with tears streaming down her face. Her roommate, Hua Xunyang, sat beside her, laughing at a variety show. His golden tail, stuffed into a bucket, slapped the water into flying droplets.

Xia Lan: QAQ But my roommate's also involved with the black market!!!

.Rec Time.

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