Surrounded by Snake Essence Disease, I Gradually Collapsed

Column preview article "Evil Friend": My trouble-making friend and I Copywriting of this article My brother is schizophrenic and always introduces beautiful men to me and then peeks in from the side. I was indifferent to beauty and he said that I didn't understand the charm. When I smiled slightly, he said that my swordsmanship was unstable. If I don't laugh, he gets worried. If I laugh, he gets angry again. To laugh or not to laugh? It's really difficult. My master, Master Qionghai, claimed that Xianzhou was not serious, but he lost to the more perverted senior brother. Qiong Hai's first brother, everyone treats him as a senior brother, but he only wants to become a senior brother. My second senior brother is a prostitute, my third senior brother is a flirt, and my fourth senior brother is a crossdresser. The gangster who is struck by thunder, the river crab expert who is springing every day, and the old man who swears to be a beautiful girl. In the dignified sword cultivating sect, the paths of the senior brothers are all strange. Even though they are both sick, they still keep saying they love me. I think they want to harm me! I'm so disappointed in this world. There is no pure place in the human world or in Xianzhou. Even if I die outside, I will never have the same household registration as them! I want to find a serious partner outside to live alone with! Then... I struggled and resisted, but in the end I couldn't escape the fate of being surrounded. What's the use of a decent person's conduct? Fighting fire with fire, I decided to give up my three views and become a king. The first step of the king... Zhuoguang Sword Lord Xie Xueman, he looks so damn sweet, I have long wanted to attack him. ——The Collapse of Qionghai Shaojun Xue Yelai 'Only those who are good-looking can be called snake spirits, and those who are not good-looking can be called cannon fodder. ' 'He's so good-looking, and I'm not a serious person anyway, so why not? ' 'Life has indeed become easier after I became ill. ' PS: The copy is written in the first person and the text is written in the third person. It's empty, it's very empty, don't talk about logic, the author is bragging and doesn't draft. Click the column to collect the author and choose from multiple completed articles. I'm too lazy to write copy. This pit will be set up to prevent theft, and the proportion will follow the regular readers. Intention: integrate into the collective, be optimistic, and live tenaciously.