Marry a Tycoon and Go Home to Farm

Tu Yue carefully reads the guide to the full-dive farming game

[To get garden seeds, find the roaming NPC Poison Ivy. She most often appears at Arkham Asylum.]

[Gotham has no mining spots. Players are advised to stake out the city every night and pick up Batarangs to smelt into iron ingots.]

[There’s a chance to fish up the game’s only rare crocodile in the sewers.]

Tu Yue: Running a farm is so much fun!

It’s just that watering the crops takes too much time and energy.

After spending nearly the whole day watering, Tu Yue notices a certain feature in the game:

[Players can marry NPCs, who will help water the crops, feed the chickens, cook food...]

Tu Yue slowly turns her gaze toward Gotham’s richest man, who has been pursuing her for over a month.

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Gotham’s richest man, the city’s most famous playboy, has fallen. He’s fallen for someone and is pursuing her with all his heart. Fortunately, she doesn’t mind dating him and getting married.

On the night after the wedding, his shy little wife caresses his pectorals. Just as the mood turns intimate, she hands him a watering can: Darling, water our 64-by-64 plot tomorrow.

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Reading Guide:

1. A marriage-first, love-later story. [Ahem.] The heroine is only after the hero’s pecs and abs, and a body that can hoe the fields and water the crops.

2. This isn’t actually a game. The heroine just thinks she’s still inside a full-dive game.

Theme: Hard work is glorious!