"Next, please welcome Li Jing, Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King, to the stage."
Li Jing bent over, cleared his throat, and began: "Good news, good news! The Elite Immortal Education Academy is now accepting students. Are you troubled by your parents' strict rules? Do you suffer because you can't control your magic? Are you worried about finding a job in the future? Come to our academy! We'll solve all your problems. Now, let me read out a few questions from prospective students.
My son Nezha isn't still unmarried because he's gay, he's just aloof. Zhu Bajie and Chang'e did date once, but they broke up centuries ago. The Four Heavenly Kings are women, that's right, but it seems they've recently been practicing a technique that sends their testosterone through the roof. Erlang Shen obviously doesn't have three eyes. He's got another one in the back, the same one everyone has, the butt..."
Taibai Jinxing stepped forward and covered Li Jing's mouth. "That's all. We welcome everyone to sign up! Registration hotline: 138538-YouAll-438."
[The female lead is Sun Wukong's disciple. She gets into fights every day, and if you disagree with her, watch out, her master will roast you.
The male lead is the son of the Hundred-Flower Fairy. He's got no skills at all, he can only make flowers bloom.]
PS: This is a tragic coming-of-age diary about a group of never-before-seen immortal second-generation kids at school. Slow burn, that's it.
Warnings: 1. Most of the immortals have been changed.
2. Modern setting, casual writing style.
3. A wild mash-up of mythological stories and magical artifacts, all made up.
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It's so good. It solved my book shortage. Pure love is the most pendant thing!
Dear author, is there a follow-up between Ranran and Ning Chuan? I want it.
Good looking. I like Shen Weiran and Ningchuan!
Too many people died. I want to cry. Lu is really good, but the ending is so tragic. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
The story is coming to an end. I hope Shen Weiran can be with Ning Chuan, Xun Yue and Zhu Sha are fine, Peacock and... Lu Qi... Oh, I hope she is alive and well, and Lu Qi is fine...
This is the first time I read a novel of this type. Hahaha, many of the supporting characters are worthy of me. Sure enough, the monkey is the most attractive to me no matter what time. It is quite interesting and interesting [like it]. It's just that the ending is a bit sloppy. Is this the end?
It's so beautiful, why doesn't anyone see it?
How should I put it? I think Lu Ya and Xun Yue are the same person. Love is an instinct.
Woohoo, so pretty!! I really like monkeys!
So pretty woo woo woo