Naruto: I Don’t Want to Found a Ninja Sect, I’ll Open a Spa Instead

A thousand years passed like a dream. Starting over once again, Otsutsuki Hagoromo thinks some things can be solved in other ways. For example... What? Mother, you want to use the Infinite Tsukuyomi to destroy all of humanity? No, no, no! Wouldn't it be much better to hold your grandchildren? Come on, I'll use Yin-Yang Release to make two children, and you and Aunt Aino can raise them together! What? Hamura, you think the view from the ground isn't expansive enough? No problem. It's just a moon, right? I'll make one for you! What? Indra, you say you want to be with Ashura? Of course! But you'll have to decide between yourselves who gives birth to the children. Of course, before doing all that, Otsutsuki Hagoromo thinks there's something more important he needs to do... I need beauty tips!!! #I am absolutely my mother's biological son!# #I feel like the Otsutsuki name deserves a better-looking face# #Why do I feel like an old dad every time I stand next to my younger brother?# #Indra, Ashura, I am your father. Please don't call me Grandpa# #Never sealing the Ten-Tails inside myself again. Ugly, no thanks!#