One day, a huge screen appeared in the sky above Yokohama/Cake Island/Rice Flower Market/Konoha/Heian Kyo. A tall woman wearing fitness clothes appeared on the screen, claiming to be a fitness anchor, and enthusiastically invited everyone to do aerobics with her.
As a result, people from all over time and space saw their familiar figures appear on the big screen, with very consistent expressions of despair and despair.
Fitness anchor: Yes, that's right! Mr. Fyodor, please play Ba Duan Jin with me!
Osamu Dazai: Pfft.
Fitness anchor: Ms. Charlotte Lingling, according to your situation, please familiarize yourself with this 30-minute weight loss exercise with me first! And, please be sure to give up high-calorie sweets!
Charlotte Perrault: How can I make my mother suffer! I'll have someone make a sugar-free cake right away!
Fitness Anchor: Mr. Wu Pei, your body is too weak and your yang energy is insufficient. I suggest that you bask in the sun more when you have time.
Wuhan himself: ... What is the difference between this and telling me to die?
Everyone watching the live broadcast room: Please! Don't be me next!
Intention: Sweat, gain happiness, exercise, gain health