[Naruto] Handbook for the Anbu's Struggle

As a guy in the Anbu, my dream is to get promoted and earn a raise, then marry a beautiful girl from the organization. The biggest obstacle to my dream coming true is that I'm actually a spy. Before I joined the Anbu, everyone told me it was a place filled with darkness, violence, and bloodshed. I believed them without question. Look, the youngest captain in history, the evil young noble Uchiha Itachi, has pictures of his little brother plastered all over his cabinet. He must be plotting something terrible. And sure enough. It turns out he started planning, at the age of eleven, how to fight to the death with his still-tiny little brother. What a terrifying man. Look, cold-blooded Kakashi often stands silently in front of the Memorial Stone for ages. He must be plotting something earth-shattering. And sure enough, after he came out of the little black room, panting, the man calling himself Madara Uchiha stared deeply into his eyes for a long time. He must have decided to offer himself up to the tiger in accordance with the organization's teachings, and made some terrible deal with the Boss. What a terrifying man! Look, what our leader, Lord Danzo, thought about in his final moments was his superior in the Anbu! Before long, my life as a spy came to an end. Just when I thought I was done for, I was greeted with a promotion and a raise, then got the girl... No, I was carried home by my superior. The Anbu really is a terrifying place! In one sentence: The undercover life of a Root operative in the Anbu.