Dai Yan had always been an unlucky guy, the kind so unlucky that even drinking water could make him choke. His parents had abandoned him and run off when he was little. Only the ghosts knew why.
But life was full of misery, and he never thought his luck could get so bad that he'd end up taking home a weird foreign kid! Still, the kid was pretty cute. Maybe... heh heh heh~
"No! Bro, wait! I was wrong! Dai Cu, aren't you going to save me?!" Dai Yan, chased all over the place by a vampire, glared at Dai Cu, who was watching innocently. Dai Cu only gave him an innocent look in return.
╮(╯▽╰)╭ One-on-one, not sure who's top or bottom. Anyway, there's no smut. And don't worry too much about the names Dai Yan (literally, 'bring salt') and Dai Cu (literally, 'bring vinegar'), hhhh~
Well written, please update soon.