[Weibo: @Zhou Jiahe]
1.
Xiao Qi works as a dating coach and has never lost a client. No matter how hard someone is to win over, she can help her client get them. But she never expected to be the one getting played one day. Looks like she'll have to give up her title as "Unrivaled in the World."
Zhou Fang slowly unfastened his shirt buttons. "Hmm, unrivaled in the world? I suggest you call for help."
When it comes to flirting with men, those who are willing will take the bait. The ones you can win over are the ones who like you.
2.
Xiao Qi just couldn't figure out why her boyfriend seemed to be a different species from everyone else's.
When other couples bickered, the guy always gave in to the girl. But when she and her boyfriend bickered...
Xiao Qi: Can't you let me win just once?
Zhou Fang: Can't you go along with me just once?
Xiao Qi: Look at everyone else's boyfriends. They're so gentle and doting.
Zhou Fang: Why don't you look at their girlfriends? They're so considerate and well-behaved.
Xiao Qi: Why am I the one who gets up to make breakfast every morning?
Zhou Fang: I work so hard at night. Of course I need more rest.
Other couples: Together till we're old and gray.
These two: Battling till we're old and gray :)
3.
Everyone knew that Zhou Fang was aloof and proud, and that he'd rather die than tell Xiao Qi he liked her. Sweet talk was even less his style.
But only Xiao Qi knew the truth.
One lazy afternoon, she hid outside the door
and overheard Zhou Fang talking to someone else:
"Every time she keeps wandering around in front of me, I feel like a day having only 24 hours just isn't enough."
Though they bicker and squabble all the time, in this noisy, chaotic world, you're the only one who understands the wounds inside me.
You're a ray of dawn in the night.
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[Cool, abstinent male singer X mischievous, quick-witted female con artist]
*I write whatever, you read whatever.
The silly author's imagination runs wild.
Reading should be fun and carefree.
*This novel is also known as The Single Life Support Association, The Dating Guidebook, and Him with a Hint of Sea Salt.
Synopsis written on 2017.09
