The Princess's Little Secretary

[Author's Note] Updates are irregular, so enter at your own risk! [The Silly Version] What's a normal life for a little beggar? It seems pretty simple: beg for food, eat, sleep, wake up, and go beg again... Little Ni was once a beggar who followed this same "by-the-book" routine. Then one day, auspicious clouds descended from the heavens, and a noble benefactor came riding... no, being carried in an eight-person sedan chair, and whisked her straight into the palace. And so the beggar Little Ni became the eunuch Little Nizi. She was also lucky enough to meet the brilliant and beautiful Princess Royal, who excelled in both literature and martial arts. From then on, she rose higher and higher, climbing the ladder of power one step at a time... [The Serious Version] She once believed that her country and its people mattered far more than romance. What did it matter if she schemed and stopped at nothing? As long as things turned out the way she wanted. But... Only after ascending the throne did she finally realize that what she had wanted from the beginning had changed without her even noticing. My heart is full of regret. I would trade this splendid realm for the chance to have you in my arms again. Would you? Smooth-talking, shameless rogue gong vs. ruthless, domineering princess shou