This is a collaborative crack story written by Qidiexi and Luren Yu.
Everyone is welcome to suggest ideas and vote on what the story should parody.
Every Monday we'll suggest a theme for everyone to vote on. Voting closes at 24:00 on Friday, and the story will be posted on Sunday.
You're also welcome to suggest themes! If one happens to spark inspiration, we'll use it~
The main characters will be the protagonists of "A Fleeting Glory [The Twelve Kingdoms, Kingdom of Fangji]" and "Harry Potter Fanfiction: The Bystander"...
But characters from other comics and novels are welcome to appear, too.
Come on in! This is the kingdom of crack fiction!
Magic potion... Author's reply:
…This article… was originally about setting up magic potions… But… we have paused this article… (silent)
Although I know it has been out of date for a long time (saying weakly)~~~~~~~~~ I want to vote for Kurolo. The author replies:
Weak return kiss... This article is paused...
I have banned the Internet for a long time... You two have also been rich and adulterous for a long time...
Vote, cast your old expired votes~~~Spells, charms, the reason is because I miss my senior (tears)
The principles and functions of artificial respiration:
1. The external force of blowing causes the patient's chest to expand and contract rhythmically, causing the lungs to passively expand and retract, allowing the patient to resume breathing; 2. The air inhaled by a healthy person contains about 21% oxygen and 0.04% Carbon dioxide, which is exhaled in a calm state. The gas should be gas exchanged through the alveoli and contain 16% oxygen. The gas blown into the patient's mouth during mouth-to-mouth artificial respiration contains gas exhaled without gas exchange and contains 18% oxygen. This oxygen concentration can maintain the patient's minimum oxygen demand.
Above, it is said that there is no problem with oxygen.
In addition, people originally wanted to say that what is exchanged is yang energy... So as the name suggests, it is better for men (such as professors) to complete this process. Women have too much yin energy (sweat, I am so boring |||) The author replies:
(Grabs Yaizhen and kisses her wildly) Woo hoo... I miss the second young master so much...
I don't know where Xi has gone... That resentment... (Biting the handkerchief)
Don't you know how long we have been alone in the empty boudoir? Woohoo~~
I forgot to tell you last time. I originally wanted to ask you when you were free and if you wanted to play EG with us...
As a result... You disappeared immediately...
In addition, dear Second Young Master, it is said that you are wanted by a reader in Tatana. Remember to answer them~
What a beautiful explanation...(Tears) This yang-yang full of love...
But are you sure that the professor only kisses women and not men... (Looking at the sky) You haven't removed that picture yet...
Also, Feng Xing Tu Wei—did I see a Twelve Kingdom fangirl with this name on JJ?
Why, why, why can new characters in the fandom also appear in the HP time-travel fanfiction cat?
Author's reply:
Dear Demon King, first of all, you said it right, he is a character in a Doujin Chronicle of the Twelve Kingdoms.
Next, could you please look up and read the copy...
"The most important characters are mainly the protagonists of "Setsuna Youth [12 Kingdoms, Yoshikuni]" and "HP Fan-Watch""
Because this is a joint article written by Qi Diexi and Lu Renyu, do you understand?
Although it seems that an author opened a vest for the two of them to write a joint article, but I didn't think much of it at the time, so although it was our vest, the author had two...
BY passerby
I want to read your time-travel writing that stays on topic.
Children, first of all, how can you travel around and have adventures if you don't know the new path?
2. Mouth-to-mouth exchange for carbon dioxide, right?
3. This is not the theme of the orientation meeting, but a KUSO-style incomplete introduction to the college's large-scale curriculum and life, right?
4. Is your zodiac sign a Crab? The author replies:
First of all, I apologize for the lack of clarity in my description, but this is an old student leading a new student through...
In the past, during the orientation, I played like this and brought it up, so it is not "the theme of the orientation meeting, but a complaint about the life of the college's large-scale courses." As for the incomplete part you mentioned, I will discuss this part of the issue after catching the evening. Thank you for reminding me.
…Artificial respiration is the exchange of oxygen, right? Sorry, I don't have good common sense. I will correct it after confirmation.
It's true that I am a crab... But Xi is not...(Covering face) I am guilty...
BY passerby
2. Snape's Potions Lesson author's reply:
Okay, Professor, two votes~
2. Snape's potions class! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Author's reply:
Okay, Professor, give me a vote~ (laughing)
Potions and spells class. . . . . They all feel so interesting~~~~~~~Which one should I choose~~~~~(circling the corner~~~~~~) Author's reply:
Dear, think about it slowly, just vote before next Friday...=W=
Try to discuss the relationship between the 1991 Man-Ape Rebellion and the establishment of the Goldenbaum Dynasty
Eunyoung, fall to the ground
--Split--
Ah~Cangwang~
Crawl away, I came to see him, crawl away silently... Author's reply:
XD, time travel is interesting... Traveling randomly is the way to go
Mr. Pudding... Cang Wang is theoretically a cute ordinary kid here... I'm here to make up for his cannon fodder - - +
--Xi
Of course you have to choose one. .
By the way, where is little FRED? ? ? Missing? ? Author's reply:
Choose one~six votes~ Hehe, if the next chapter doesn't come out, the next chapter will definitely come out~
PS We are Yu
Magic potion... Author's reply: …This article… was originally about setting up magic potions… But… we have paused this article… (silent)
Although I know it has been out of date for a long time (saying weakly)~~~~~~~~~ I want to vote for Kurolo. The author replies: Weak return kiss... This article is paused...
I have banned the Internet for a long time... You two have also been rich and adulterous for a long time... Vote, cast your old expired votes~~~Spells, charms, the reason is because I miss my senior (tears) The principles and functions of artificial respiration: 1. The external force of blowing causes the patient's chest to expand and contract rhythmically, causing the lungs to passively expand and retract, allowing the patient to resume breathing; 2. The air inhaled by a healthy person contains about 21% oxygen and 0.04% Carbon dioxide, which is exhaled in a calm state. The gas should be gas exchanged through the alveoli and contain 16% oxygen. The gas blown into the patient's mouth during mouth-to-mouth artificial respiration contains gas exhaled without gas exchange and contains 18% oxygen. This oxygen concentration can maintain the patient's minimum oxygen demand. Above, it is said that there is no problem with oxygen. In addition, people originally wanted to say that what is exchanged is yang energy... So as the name suggests, it is better for men (such as professors) to complete this process. Women have too much yin energy (sweat, I am so boring |||) The author replies: (Grabs Yaizhen and kisses her wildly) Woo hoo... I miss the second young master so much... I don't know where Xi has gone... That resentment... (Biting the handkerchief) Don't you know how long we have been alone in the empty boudoir? Woohoo~~ I forgot to tell you last time. I originally wanted to ask you when you were free and if you wanted to play EG with us... As a result... You disappeared immediately... In addition, dear Second Young Master, it is said that you are wanted by a reader in Tatana. Remember to answer them~ What a beautiful explanation...(Tears) This yang-yang full of love... But are you sure that the professor only kisses women and not men... (Looking at the sky) You haven't removed that picture yet...
Also, Feng Xing Tu Wei—did I see a Twelve Kingdom fangirl with this name on JJ? Why, why, why can new characters in the fandom also appear in the HP time-travel fanfiction cat? Author's reply: Dear Demon King, first of all, you said it right, he is a character in a Doujin Chronicle of the Twelve Kingdoms. Next, could you please look up and read the copy... "The most important characters are mainly the protagonists of "Setsuna Youth [12 Kingdoms, Yoshikuni]" and "HP Fan-Watch"" Because this is a joint article written by Qi Diexi and Lu Renyu, do you understand? Although it seems that an author opened a vest for the two of them to write a joint article, but I didn't think much of it at the time, so although it was our vest, the author had two... BY passerby
I want to read your time-travel writing that stays on topic. Children, first of all, how can you travel around and have adventures if you don't know the new path? 2. Mouth-to-mouth exchange for carbon dioxide, right? 3. This is not the theme of the orientation meeting, but a KUSO-style incomplete introduction to the college's large-scale curriculum and life, right? 4. Is your zodiac sign a Crab? The author replies: First of all, I apologize for the lack of clarity in my description, but this is an old student leading a new student through... In the past, during the orientation, I played like this and brought it up, so it is not "the theme of the orientation meeting, but a complaint about the life of the college's large-scale courses." As for the incomplete part you mentioned, I will discuss this part of the issue after catching the evening. Thank you for reminding me. …Artificial respiration is the exchange of oxygen, right? Sorry, I don't have good common sense. I will correct it after confirmation. It's true that I am a crab... But Xi is not...(Covering face) I am guilty... BY passerby
2. Snape's Potions Lesson author's reply: Okay, Professor, two votes~
2. Snape's potions class! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Author's reply: Okay, Professor, give me a vote~ (laughing)
Potions and spells class. . . . . They all feel so interesting~~~~~~~Which one should I choose~~~~~(circling the corner~~~~~~) Author's reply: Dear, think about it slowly, just vote before next Friday...=W=
Try to discuss the relationship between the 1991 Man-Ape Rebellion and the establishment of the Goldenbaum Dynasty Eunyoung, fall to the ground --Split-- Ah~Cangwang~ Crawl away, I came to see him, crawl away silently... Author's reply: XD, time travel is interesting... Traveling randomly is the way to go Mr. Pudding... Cang Wang is theoretically a cute ordinary kid here... I'm here to make up for his cannon fodder - - + --Xi
Of course you have to choose one. . By the way, where is little FRED? ? ? Missing? ? Author's reply: Choose one~six votes~ Hehe, if the next chapter doesn't come out, the next chapter will definitely come out~ PS We are Yu