Reborn as the Male God’s Accessory

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Li Hua is a pear blossom spirit. After taking human form, he comes down from the mountain to make his way in the entertainment industry, but he has neither money nor connections and can't even break into the ranks of minor celebrities.

Then the pear tree spirit comes down the mountain too, and penniless Li Hua throws himself at him. "Grandpa..."

Scene 1:

The agent looks at the man with power and influence, then asks Li Hua with a trembling voice, "Is this your... grandpa?"

Li Hua looks at the devastatingly handsome young man, calls him Dad, then thinks it over and, with a sweet smile, calls him Big Brother.

Scene 2:

The pear tree spirit isn't a demon. He's an ancient powerhouse who failed his tribulation and is recuperating his soul inside a pear tree. When he saw this pretty little pear blossom, he gave him the power to take human form. He never expected the little blossom to be even prettier as a human.

He thinks, luckily his identity from a while back is still useful. He's got more than enough money to buy the whole entertainment industry.

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Jiang Shiyi is soft and beautiful, and his face caused a sensation in the cultivation world. He possesses a rare treasure, but when he ascends, heavenly lightning strikes him and sends him to the Interstellar era.

The cultivation world is in mourning, and his beloved didn't even leave behind a scrap of clothing. The Marshal holds the beautiful person who suddenly appeared in his arms and falls into thought.

The Marshal's new wife has fair skin, a beautiful face, and long legs. Just two months after getting married, he gives birth to a little bundle of joy.

The whole country: ? [The grassland plays on repeat]

Jiang Shiyi: My rare treasure! The core I've been nurturing for thousands of years has been tainted by a mortal's blood! And now it looks exactly like that mortal. My genes couldn't even beat a mortal [pufferfish rage.jpg]

Reporter: Madam, the Marshal explained publicly that you two fell in love freely and that you were already pregnant before you married. Is that true?

Demon Jiang: (This is my rare treasure. No mortal can take it from me.) No, this child has nothing to do with him.

The whole country: ! [The grassland plays again]

During a livestream, Jiang Shiyi randomly presses buttons on an Interstellar mech. In the end, he still can't figure out how to use it, so in a fit of anger, he tears the mech apart with his bare hands.

Viewers: That's not the Marshal's soft and delicate wife!

The Marshal: He's so cute. [blushing and heart racing.jpg]

The one after next is The Wealthy Family's Number One Celestial Master [Childbirth]. It's the escape-game story, with a new title and blurb. The premise is unchanged, so please follow it!

Lin Xia, a nine-tailed cat spirit who puts his tail above even the Heavenly Dao, is bound to a tribulation System. If he doesn't fulfill the System's demands, his nine beautiful tails will be shaved off.

Lin Xia: Bring it on. I'm not scared.

On the first day he wakes up from his tribulation, he discovers that his mortal body has been bullied mercilessly. Not only has he married, he's also pregnant.

Pregnant? Lin Xia jumps up. I have to get rid of it! Pregnancy makes you gain weight and ruins your figure. I can't get ugly!

System: Giving birth to a child is also part of the tribulation~

Lin Xia: ...

And so, the wealthy family discovers that the silly little thing their head of household inexplicably married is constantly dabbling in feudal superstition and refining pills.

Lin Xia: Pills, pills, look at me! I need to keep my figure!

Everyone: Idiot. Feudal superstition is nonsense. I believe in science.

The patriarch: Throw that wicked daughter-in-law out!

Later, with the silly one's help, the wealthy family's CEO grows his business bigger and bigger. A certain high-ranking official personally comes to ask Lin Xia for a reading; a certain tycoon begs him to read his feng shui; the entire entertainment industry gets on its knees, asking Lin Xia to make cosmetics just for them...

The patriarch: Grandson, you made a good choice with your wife.

A certain CEO: I only married him to repay him for saving my life. I never expected...

[The way he lies on the bed, gazing in the mirror and swishing his nine big tails around is so cute. Which one should I touch first?]

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