Uchiha Madara Says: I'm Not into This Ship

Uchiha Madara felt that being forced to break up with his friend by their parents had done more than just awaken the clan's hereditary rabbit eyes. Worse, he might have developed a split personality. During the day, everything was fine, just as normal as his old life. But at night, it was like a dream: his soul would travel to a strange, different world. And there, he met a girl. The girl was a fujoshi. The girl was a fujoshi whose OTP was HashiMada. The girl was an artist. The girl was an artist whose hobby was drawing HashiMada and TobiramaIzuna fan art. Uchiha Madara: This world has poisoned my brain! Girl: Lord Madara, do you ship HashiMada or MadaHashi? TobiramaIzuna or IzunaTobirama? Uchiha Madara, expressionless: More than that, I want to know what the hell MadaTobi, MadaIzu, TobiHashi, HashiTobi, and HashiIzu are. The girl declared righteously: Lord Madara, those are all heretical ships! I only ship HashiMada and TobiramaIzuna. They can switch roles, but they can never be broken up! Uchiha Madara smiled dangerously: Then let's switch.