That's Way Too OOC

You people are so hypocritical, so damn hypocritical! What, Captain Yu's MAX boyfriend energy, Captain Wang's gentle reliability, Ye Xiu being so ridiculously cool, Huang Shaotian being a little sun? Why not say what you really think? Will you die if you say it? You're all clearly face-con, and the one you love most is Captain Zhou, isn't that right? Just look at the fanbooks you've written. Do the Captain Wang, Captain Yu, and Huang Shaotian books combined even match the thickness of the Captain Zhou books? Oh, Ye Xiu, you can't count him. He's a cheat code. And yet you all keep stubbornly insisting you like someone else. This is ridiculous! Hypocrites! Total hypocrites! Look at me. I dare to say it: I'm face-con, and I'm in love with Captain Zhou's peerless beauty! If I had the chance, I'd tell him to his face, "Captain Zhou, I've washed myself clean and am lying flat, waiting for you to fuck me!" How about that? How about that?! I'm just this frank, just this uninhibited! @Everyone, the all-Zhou-all fans will never run out of food! I've spoken the truth. Now get in line, kneel down, and sing "Conquer"! -----------------------When this message appeared in the professional players' group chat, everyone who'd been spamming messages froze for ten seconds. And then...