[Notice: Taking a break.]
With the college entrance exams approaching, Lin Wanyun impulsively confessed to her crush and got rejected. Miserable, she tried to cheer herself up by browsing Weibo, but accidentally downloaded an app called "Celestial Realm."
And so began her "roller-coaster" life.
Worried she'll do poorly on the college entrance exams?
The Star Lord of Literature smiles: "Just do your best."
Then, without even realizing it, she gets the highest score in the province.
Worried she's getting uglier?
Sister Guanyin smiles: "Just grow up naturally."
Then, before she knows it, she goes from plain to gorgeous.
Being bullied?
Kong Kong glares and raises his staff: "Take a hit from old Sun! How dare you bully my disciple?"
The heroine: "...In the human world, we have the rule of law. We don't go around fighting. Master, that's against the law."
The above events are purely coincidental. In reality, her daily life goes like this:
At the mall.
The Queen Mother and the Seven Fairies: "Eighth Girl, wrap this one up for me. I'm going to buy your godfather some clothes, too."
With bags piled high in her hands, the heroine nearly cries: "Sure thing, Godmother, dear god-sisters."
At night.
Black and White Impermanence: "Sweetie, make your uncles dinner. We came to the human world to catch a vicious ghost, and we're starving."
The heroine looks at the handsome ghost in red, who has been following her around with a seductive smile, and panics: "Big brother, I'll burn you lots of money from now on. Please stay away from me."
As the saying goes, when immortals fight, mortals suffer.
In this story, the immortals come down to earth, and the heroine suffers.
When one aloof immortal after another descends to the human world, they become like wild horses that have broken free, impossible to control.
Watching a bunch of immortals who have already abstained from food wolf down human-world delicacies in her home like ravenous foodies, the heroine is exhausted.
The heroine: "God damn it, is there no law in heaven? Is nobody going to do anything about these foodies? I'm just a kid! Why are you doing this to me? Can't you let me get over a breakup in peace..."
The male lead smiles meaningfully: "...No."
Note:
[Comedic style, a subversive story with a lighthearted, lively tone.]
[Plot-focused. The male lead has little screen time, while the supporting cast and Great Sage have plenty. If you dislike the Great Sage, don't read.]
[Anti-piracy measures are in place. Read at your own risk. Please don't check my rankings.]
I was shocked when I saw the comment section, these guys are already wearing bottoms for the new year.
It hasn't been updated yet. How many years has it been?
Why aren't you back yet?
It's been 9102 years and I still remember the title of this article. I'm shocked...
Are you ready to be sent a razor blade? Why hasn't it been updated yet?
Please update! ! ! ! Please update
When will it be updated...
Ahhhh why haven't you updated yet?
Ahhhh why haven't you updated yet?
Oh no, there is no update. I look forward to Wenchang appearing later.