[Crossover] The White Moonlight in Every Handsome Man's Heart

Fans: Heartthrob, heartthrob, do you know what kind of person she is? Voldemort: She's so charming and adorable. Bucky: In my heart, besides the Lee I love, there's also that charming girl. Draco: Hmph, her? The color of her eyes matches mine so perfectly! Little Green Goblin: Without her, I wouldn't be who I am today. Sherlock: I admit she's a beautiful, charming goldfish. Joker: Her eyes are so captivating, I can't help wanting to dig them out and keep them (smiles). Hank: S-she's... charming (blushes). (Do all these heartthrobs only know how to describe girls as charming???) The actual blurb: Miss Elizabeth Lee has recently come down with a very strange condition. She can only fall asleep in the bed of her ex-boyfriend. Meow meow meow??? Getting to stay friends after a breakup is already lucky. Why the hell are you stirring up trouble now??? Please note: * This story is also known as "The Heartthrobs' Fans Hate the Scumbag, Yet She Still Sleeps with Their Idols Across the River," "The Scumbag's Daily Life of Dating Heartthrobs," and "The Fans Are Hurting: The Scumbag in Their Eyes Is the Heartthrobs' Unforgettable Love." * The female lead is a real scumbag. If you don't like scumbag heroines, click the X in the upper-right corner. Thanks.