The Rumored Wife of Voldemort

There's a rumor going around the wizarding world that Voldemort is keeping a beauty hidden away. 2333 They say the girl is a Malfoy. 2333 They say the girl is Lucius Malfoy's aunt. 2333 They say she's the first person in history to charm Voldemort. 2333 They say she's friends with the Boy Who Lived. 2333 They say the queue of people pursuing her at Hogwarts stretches all the way to China. 2333 They say she can even drive the Hogwarts Potions professor to the brink of a breakdown. 2333 They say she knows Headmaster Dumbledore's secrets. 2333 They say... Are the rumors true? First you have to ask whether the plot is full of twists. Oh, and A Che's other story has gotten way too ambitious, so I'm starting this one first and leaving that one unfinished.