Naruto's Uchiha Wedding-Crashing Alliance

On the day Hashirama Senju and Mito Uzumaki got married, Madara Uchiha downed two jars of wine to work up his nerve, then charged alone into the Senju clan to steal the bride. And he succeeded. Mito Uzumaki: I have something to say, and it starts with MMP. On the day Naruto Uzumaki and Hinata Hyuga got married, Sasuke Uchiha downed two jars of wine to work up his nerve, then charged alone into Konoha to steal the bride. And he succeeded. Hinata Hyuga: I have something to say, and it starts with MMP. Kakashi fell silent, lost in thought, for a long while. A few days later, news broke that the "top technician in Konoha" and a "certain white-haired, delinquent Jonin" were getting married. On the wedding day, a dazed rabbit with an IQ of two led a group of Akatsuki members in black robes patterned with red clouds to Konoha to steal the bride. Onlookers: We have something to say, and it starts with MMP. I want to try writing this in forum-post format. It won't be very long, but I have no idea when I'll get around to it~ Theme: