I'll Just Look, I Won't Touch You [Quick Transmigration]

Jin Shao is sweet-talking, lovable, and an exceptionally diligent and talented plot maintenance specialist. But no System was willing to partner with him, so he could only stay home on idle duty and play games. Until one day, an adorable little System came knocking. System: Hello, I'm the Professional Cannon Fodder System. I don't do comebacks or face-slapping. Jin Shao [waving him away]: Go on, don't bother me while I'm gaming. System: I can let you admire all kinds of breathtakingly beautiful people up close. But you can only look. You can't do anything beyond the bounds of a cannon fodder character. Jin Shao [thumping his chest]: No problem! I'm a professional at being cannon fodder! Please, let me be your Host. After N worlds, Jin Shao and one of those breathtakingly beautiful people got together. System: I want to quit. A seemingly cold top with a rich inner life and vivid daydreams X a lovable bottom with a terminal beauty obsession and phenomenal acting skills [For the open-ended twins bonus chapter, visit Weibo: Yu Huo Fei] P.S. Xiao Feifei's hopelessly cheesy taste will never change. If that's not your thing, click X. For Xiao Feifei's completed novels, visit the author's page: Dian Gong Xue · Yu Huo Fei New novel, I'm Actually an Anti-Prophet, now open for advance follows: Meng Yixuan was determined to become a divination master, a legendary fortune-teller who could tell you your ancestors' names for eighteen generations with a single word! After three thousand years of hard cultivation in a remote mountain village, he finally, finally, finally did it! Thrilled to go out and benefit humanity, Meng Yixuan headed down the mountain, only to discover that the world had changed beyond recognition and the population had exploded! Meng Yixuan sincerely praised the sight: Ah, what magnificent mountains and rivers! The mountain collapsed. Meng Yixuan: Ah, what a peaceful and prosperous age! His magical artifact was stolen. Meng Yixuan: ...I hate this world. May it explode! Nothing happened. Meng Yixuan: ... Something seemed off. -- Jinling East Road, No. 666 Neighborhood Office. Office Director: Xiao Meng, it's not that I won't let you go on assignments. You just got here, so start with a desk job and get familiar with neighborhood affairs first. Meng Yixuan: ... He silently dropped two goji berries into his thermos. Office Director: Oh, one more thing. The big boss is coming to inspect our neighborhood next week. Speak on behalf of everyone and report on our neighborhood's achievements truthfully. Be sure to mention a few key phrases, like how we're enjoying peace and prosperity, how everything is thriving, and how our officials and residents are united, serious, and lively... Something like that. Feel free to fill in the details. Meng Yixuan: Oh, okay. On the day of the big boss's inspection, just after Meng Yixuan finished his speech from memory, a huge crowd of petitioners surrounded the big boss from every side. Theme: