The Demon Lord Keeps Asking Me Deadly Questions

A young cultivator accidentally falls into the Demon Lord's hands. What should he do?

Demon Lord Chi Hengyu declares: If you can make me mend my ways, I'll spare your life!

So Feng Zixiu tries his best to teach Chi Hengyu, treating him well in every way and letting him experience the goodness, truth, and beauty of the human world.

Then, one dark and windy night, Demon Lord Chi Hengyu takes him to a mass grave and points a sword at him.

Chi Hengyu says: I've fallen in love with you. Does that count as mending my ways? If not, then die here!

Feng Zixiu cries: It counts! Of course it counts!

Chi Hengyu smiles: Excellent. From now on, you're the Demon Lord's consort! You'll get every perk you want, so do your job well!

So Feng Zixiu takes his duties seriously, but his husband transforms into a revered official of the righteous path, brings people to raid their hideout, and points a sword at him again.

Chi Hengyu: Demon, if you mend your ways, I'll spare your life!

Feng Zixiu: ...

Theme: Wisdom and kindness can lead to a happy ending.