Three Kingdoms Red Packet Group

[Read with caution. The ending is a mess.] Blurb: Ever since Deng Ying arrived in the Three Kingdoms with a red-envelope group, all the lords seem to have become pretty eccentric! ● Please add my next novel to your reading list: My Substitute Is Pregnant, Whose Child Is It? Everyone at Yuheng Sect knew that the new junior sister, Xue Yan, was just a substitute brought in by their master. No matter how much he cherished and doted on her, once the real deal woke up, their senior sister who had slept for years yet remained peerlessly beautiful, their master would show no mercy and... kill her. The senior brothers and sisters thought Xue Yan had it terribly hard, so they secretly showered her with treasures, hoping she'd at least be able to leave with dignity when the time came. Until They watched Xue Yan's belly grow bigger day by day. Their master's face turned green. "It's not mine!" The senior disciples exchanged looks and panicked. "I-it's not ours either!" So here's the question: whose child is in their junior sister's belly, anyway??? . Xiao Xueyi, the senior sister of Yuheng Sect, has skin like ice and bones like jade. Her beauty is as ethereal as an immortal's, and she is widely recognized as the most beautiful woman in the world. She is also a once-in-a-century sword prodigy in the cultivation world! She entered the Dao at fifteen, reached Foundation Establishment at sixteen, formed her Golden Core at twenty, and in less than five years after that reached the peak of the Nascent Soul stage. Her cultivation speed was the stuff of legend. Xue Yan grew up hearing stories about Xiao Xueyi, then joined Yuheng Sect as her substitute. She thought that would be the extent of their connection, until one day As Xue Yan was preparing to run away, she got handsy and touched the ice beauty sleeping in her coffin. Not only did she feel the "secret" hidden beneath the ice beauty's skirt, she also somehow got herself pregnant! This is cursed QAQ One-line summary: You may not believe this, but I'm pregnant, and the father is your senior sister! What? You don't believe me? Then why don't you lift her skirt and see for yourselves, damn it! Aaaah! Shit! *Reader's notes: ① The male lead wears women's clothes, but isn't effeminate. One-on-one, both are virgins. ② Silly cultivation comedy, low-magic world, transmigration into a book. ● Please add my next novel to your reading list, No. 2: Note, this is danmei! Check out the blurb: Raising the Violent Boss as the Protagonist by Mistake Zhou Qian had been single for twenty years when he transmigrated into a cultivation novel and was saddled with the task of raising the protagonist. Fine, he'd raise him. It'd be like having a little brother. His "little brother" had it pretty rough. His spiritual roots had been destroyed, his cultivation crippled, and his lower body paralyzed! But no matter! Big brother would fix everything! What? You want magical pills and peerless cultivation techniques, too? Sure, sure! You'll get it all! Be a good boy, little brother! Mwah~ Zhou Qian really put his heart and soul into raising this little protagonist! But even as the protagonist's cultivation grew stronger and his fame spread, the mission progress... stayed at zero. Zhou Qian couldn't figure it out. Until one day, he discovered a secret. It turned out On every full moon, his pitiful fourteen-year-old little brother would suddenly grow up and turn into the brutal, ruthless villain boss, the Demon Lord Zhuang Yan. "..." Damn it! He raised the wrong person! QAQ -It was the fifteenth night, under the full moon. The sect leaders had long been lying in wait in Zhou Qian's bedroom, ready to hack the Demon Lord Zhuang Yan to death the moment he showed murderous intent. But they saw no murderous intent. Instead... there was a whole lot of passion. On the bed bathed in moonlight The legendary violent Demon Lord was pinning their poor Sect Leader Zhou down and kissing him, his hands roaming all over the place as he did. That was just too much!!! They were about to get carried away, and all the sect leaders started crying: I should've stayed under the car, not inside it T^T ★ Blurb from the gong's perspective: Zhuang Yan was carved up, had his heart gouged out, and died miserably in a mass grave in his previous life. Reborn, all he wanted was to kill the future "protagonist" who would inexplicably grow stronger and kill him during the final battle, before he could come into his own. But even if he got a second chance, this young "protagonist" was still absurdly favored by the Heavenly Dao. Zhuang Yan gravely injured him, but suffered a backlash too. Not only did his body shrink back to fourteen, his spiritual roots were destroyed, his cultivation crippled, and both his legs were left disabled. With death seeming to be his only option... Someone cut through the darkness and held out a hand to him. "Feng Huayang of the Feng Clan of Yuheng...?" Beneath the broken temple gate, a young man stood with a long sword on his back, silhouetted against the light. His beautiful eyes curved in concern as he looked at him. Looking at that familiar face, the Demon Lord's heart stirred. He hid the murderous look in his eyes, reined in his cruelty, and, in a hoarse voice, bit his lip and looked up through tear-filled eyes as he accepted the name he hated most: "That's me." *Heh, sorry, but in this life your beloved master belongs to me. *Violent Demon Lord x healing sweetheart. *Reader's notes: 1. One-on-one, both are virgins. Younger top, transmigration into a book, low-magic cultivation world. 2. The Demon Lord and the original protagonist have both been reborn. My dear readers, please add it to your favorites in my author profile! And add me, too~ ● Please add my next novel to your reading list, No. 3: The Beloved Junior Sister Is Actually... Lu Xu has a precious junior sister. Her name is Feng Huixue. She is delicate and beautiful. With nothing but her face, she once sent the cultivation world into an uproar. Later, she skipped three levels, advancing from Sword Master to Sword Venerable, and became famous throughout the world, with countless admirers. But no matter how many people fell for his junior sister, in Lu Xu's eyes she was just a poor, delicate little thing whose parents had both died. A wealthy sect showers her with money and confesses its love? Lu Xu tests their strength for her. Their cultivation is too weak, so they're out. A powerful figure from the Sword Sect comes to ask for her hand? Lu Xu checks his character for her. A womanizer and jerk? Get lost. The Demon Realm's lord kneels and begs to cultivate together? Lu Xu steps in to turn him down. Thank you, but she cultivates the Heartless Dao. Lu Xu protected his junior sister year after year. Until one day His junior sister was ambushed and drugged with an aphrodisiac. The kind that kills you if you don't have sex. And Lu Xu was right beside her. Looking at his poor junior sister, who was about to die from arousal, Lu Xu could only grit his teeth and help her relieve herself. But as soon as he untied his junior sister's dress, she shoved him to the ground. Her five long, slender fingers, each with clearly defined joints, gently stroked his lips, tongue, and ear. Then her cold fingertips slid down... and she suddenly ripped open his pants! Lu Xu: "???" She leaned over him, her voice low and husky, her gaze hazy. She breathed softly against Lu Xu's face. "Senior brother, is it big?" That sensation of hard against hard... Lu Xu's scalp prickled as he finally realized what was going on. "...Big? Your ass!" Waaah, I'd been tricked! QAQ The beloved junior sister was supposed to be a woman, but she actually has a bigger one than me!!! ★ Blurb from the gong's perspective: -Feng Huixue had seen the ugliest evil in this world. Because of that evil, his family was destroyed. Because of that evil, he put on a skirt, grew his hair long, and made himself look as beautiful and fragile as possible. But he had also seen the most beautiful good in this world. What should he do for the sake of that goodness? Feng Huixue wondered, then slowly crushed the filthy man's head beneath his hand. "You want to touch my senior brother? Who do you think you are?" He smiled, remembering that the man beneath his hand might be some ancestor from the Medicine Sect. Then I'll turn you into medicine and feed you to my senior brother. *Younger top, low-magic cultivation world, a gorgeous, cross-dressing, crazy gong adored by everyone. Feng Huixue gong x Lu Xu shou. Theme: