Journey to the West: The Great Sage Is My Fake Daoist Partner

"That's right, the Great Sage is my fake Daoist partner!" But after a little "doing," we became the real thing! Five hundred years after Journey to the West, spiritual energy descends from the heavens and all things come back to life. The once-quiet Six Realms are swept up in a new cultivation craze. As an ordinary mortal, Wen Ci thought she was the most unremarkable member of the great cultivation crowd, until one day she suddenly realized... Someone was following her! And there was more than one of them! Yang Jian? The Jade Emperor? A genius sword cultivator... Every cultivator in the Six Realms whose name was known had shown up! And they all had the same goal: capture her alive and have an indescribable time with her! Wen Ci: ...I've got something to say, but I'm not sure I should say it. At first, faced with all these utterly deranged suitors, Wen Ci tried to scare them off with force. But who could have guessed... They only got more excited!!! Yang Jian, the Jade Emperor, the Demon Lord, the sword cultivator, and all the other big shots: Wow! What a rush! I'm in! "..." Damn you all. Later, after learning her true identity, Wen Ci decided to find a fake Daoist partner. Her standards were based on the Victorious Fighting Buddha: handsome, strong, and frigid. Who knew that the very next day, the Great Sage himself would come knocking? The young man, haloed in hazy Buddhist light, slowly approached her. His voice was cool and clear. "Old Sun can fight, and I've got a whole body of monkey fur. I can make as many fighters as you want. Pick me?" He paused, expressionless, then added, "Oh, and don't worry. I don't like you at all." Wen Ci glanced at the Great Sage's face, red enough to drip blood. "..." Sure, I believe you. N days later, on their wedding night... Having achieved her goal, Wen Ci planned to run away, but as soon as she turned, the young man pinned her to the bed. Wen Ci was startled. "Great Sage, weren't we pretending?" The young man leaned over her. His cool fingertips slipped through her thin clothes, and his burning lips pressed against her snowy neck. He rasped, "But after a little 'doing,' won't it be real?" ● Coming soon, please add to your reading list: The Substitute Is Pregnant, Whose Baby Is It? A fantasy romance with a silly, irreverent vibe. Everyone in Yuheng Sect knows that the new junior sister, Xue Yan, is just a substitute brought in by their master. No matter how much he dotes on her, once his senior disciple, who has slept for years but remains as graceful as ever, wakes up, he'll mercilessly kill Xue Yan rather than let her get in the real one's way. Tsk, poor thing. The senior disciples think, and secretly keep stuffing Xue Yan with treasures. Until... They watch with their own eyes as Xue Yan's belly grows bigger by the day. And their master's face turns green. "It's not mine!" The senior disciples look at one another, panicking. "I-it's not ours, either!" So here's the question: who the hell is the father of the baby in their junior sister's belly??? . Yuheng Sect's senior sister, Xiao Xueyi, has skin as fair as ice and bones as fine as jade. Her celestial beauty makes her the acknowledged number-one beauty of the era, and she's also... A once-in-a-century sword cultivation genius! She entered the Dao at fifteen, reached Foundation Establishment at sixteen, formed her Golden Core at twenty, and less than five years later had reached the peak of the Nascent Soul stage. Her speed of cultivation is the stuff of legends. Xue Yan grew up hearing stories about Xiao Xueyi, then joined Yuheng Sect as her substitute. She thought that was the extent of their connection, until one day... While preparing to run away, Xue Yan impulsively groped the great female lead, who was sleeping in her coffin. Not only did she feel the "heavenly secret" hidden beneath the senior sister's skirt, she also got herself pregnant... QAQ This is cursed! "Master, this may be hard to believe, but I'm pregnant, and the baby's Xiao Xueyi's! What? You don't believe me? Then I'll lift Senior Sister's skirt and show you!" "..." One-line summary: You won't even raise her child! Master, how can you still claim to love her? "..." #Don't ask. Just enjoy the double-green-mirror experience# *Reading guide: ① The male lead dresses as a woman, but isn't girly. 1v1, both are each other's first. ② Silly cultivation fantasy, low-magic world, transmigrate into a book. Theme: Everyone deserves love