A Few Things About the Otsutsuki Family in Naruto

My name is Aino. I'm the loyal female servant who died riddled with arrows while protecting my Ryo in the TV-original story. Okay, that's a bit of an exaggeration. I only took a few arrows. But damn, it hurt! My Ryo has fair skin and beautiful features, otherworldly grace, and a gentle, approachable manner. How could you bring yourself to lay a hand on her, you rotten man? I don't know why, but even though my soul dispersed after I died, my consciousness remained in this world. So Hagoromo, Hamura, you two ungrateful brats! That ugly Black Zetsu definitely has nothing to do with my Ryo! Indra, Asura, why are you two fighting among yourselves? Hashirama Senju, Madara Uchiha, you're already so close, so why don't you just get married? Watching Naruto Uzumaki's long, painful quest to win Sasuke's heart breaks mine! Sasuke Uchiha, just give in already! Sigh, I'm exhausted! Then, to my delight, I was reborn. Though I was still a little too late. I stared at my Ryo's slightly rounded belly and fell silent for a long while. Sigh, I guess I'll just have to be happy to be a mom. The most important thing now is figuring out how to kick that rotten man to the curb and live happily ever after with my Ryo.