My Whaling Life

His life is bizarre, as if... he'd spent money on the game! For some inexplicable reason, my parents give me ten thousand every day. For some inexplicable reason, my brother brainwashes me every day. And for some inexplicable reason, people keep staring at me, then getting a bulge in their pants... Wait, that's not the point! A gorgeous, bewitching, irresistible beauty who attracts everyone, a bottom, X the all-encompassing consciousness of the world, the stars and the sea, an omnipresent top.

HP + Twilight + British and American settings. It's fine if you haven't read them. Also, don't pick the wrong side: the top is the world's consciousness, the stars and the sea.