[Crossover] The Meme Overlord

/A long, long time ago, there was a man named Akashi Seijuro. He had a basketball team, and he had a blue friend. His blue friend was the school's undisputed meme king. Later, his blue friend died.

/A long, long time ago, there was a man named Sawada Tsunayoshi. He had a group of Guardians, and he also had a blue friend. His blue friend was always being hunted by his own Cloud Guardian. Later, Sawada Tsunayoshi killed his blue friend.

/A long, long time ago, there was a man named Cal Hockley. He had a fiancée, and he also had a blue friend. Later, he got cheated on, and after that, his blue friend froze to death.

/A long, long time ago, there was someone named...

/Updated on my phone, not easy! The male lead was born in the King's Canyon, and his background is very complicated. To put it simply, Luna is his biological mother, Sun Wukong is his godfather, and Luna never cheated on Sun Wukong. Li Bai is his mama, Han Xin is his dad, and Li Bai never cheated on Han Xin, nor is she Monkey's rival in love. His eldest uncle is Lanling Wang, his second uncle is Zhuge Liang, and his third uncle is Liu Bei. His big brother is Zhao Yun, and his little sister is Cai Wenji. He was created through genetic engineering.

/All in all, the backstory is pretty rough and complicated, and the more chaotic the better. This is a silly, over-the-top story, just something I'm writing for fun. If you don't like it, please don't flame me. Just read it as a joke. There are absolutely no sad parts (?) /By the way, don't call me Xiao Ming :).

/Feel free to comment with any movies, anime, TV dramas, or novels you'd like. If I've seen or read them, I'll write about them.