The Movie Emperor Only Hires Idiots

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New story blurb: In the Great Chu Dynasty, the foolish young emperor has a strange obsession: he likes ugly people.

The emperor is holding a selection for palace ladies, and all the ministers are worried sick.

One day, a minister brings in a burly girl and asks, "Is Your Majesty satisfied?"

A wanted criminal from the imperial court, disguised as a woman to evade capture, quickly gives the emperor a coquettish wink.

The young emperor: "...Ugh! Her! Set the wedding date!"

A flirtatious beauty in public and a fierce terror in private, the notorious thief top x a domineering tyrant in public and a cowardly dog in private, the foolish emperor bottom.

Blurb for this story: Meng Siming, a member of the idol group "Bright Duo" who debuted through a talent show, was set up by his own manager and spent years being condemned for abandoning his teammates to go solo.

It wasn't until he met a genius director and won several Best Actor awards that his talent gradually cleared his name.

But then he ran into a clueless paparazzo who was madly devoted to his longtime nemesis Qu Ruolang while diligently sneaking photos of his scandals.

Meng Siming glowered and demanded, "What's so great about Qu Ruolang?!"

The young paparazzo listed it all: "He's good at singing, dancing, and acting..."

Meng Siming broke down. "I can do all that too!"

The paparazzo scoffed. "Your character is awful!"

Meng Siming smiled faintly and silently lifted his shirt.

The young paparazzo gulped, secretly pulled out his "Meng Siming Observation Diary," and wrote: Aaaaaah, his abs are so beautiful!! I'm becoming a fan instead of a hater!!!

A short-tempered, tsundere Best Actor who says one thing and means another, top x a resilient, soft, sweet, silly paparazzo bottom.

Reading Guide:

The top and bottom dote on each other, with several couples appearing.

A few scummy side characters will show up from time to time.

The goal is to make it sweet, sweet, sweet.

The entertainment industry is just a backdrop.

Falling in love is the top priority!

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