A Little Zombie's Apocalypse Survival Handbook

[Kneel down and beg for advance receipt: "Devil Sang is not a chuunibyou" Please save it, little angels~ You can see it by clicking on the column, I love you (p≧w≦q) The doomsday is coming, and there are countless walking corpses on the ground. As a new little zombie, Shen Congxin is undoubtedly a failure... QAQ zombies are so disgusting and smell so bad! Don't come here! TAT humans are so scary and their expressions are so fierce! Don't come here! He had no choice but to pack his bags silently and find a deserted mountain to hide. However, this hilltop already has an owner. Zombie: Uh-huh? (Who are you?) Shen Congxin: Mourning, mourning, zombies... Zombie: Uh-huh? (When did you die?) Shen Congxin: He just died... Zombie: Huh? (Stuttering?) Shen Congxin: No, no, no, just a little nervous. Well, well, can I live here? Zombie: Ula! (No problem, bro!) In this way, the two zombies, one zombie and one zombie, lived a life of loving each other, farming (tomatoes), raising dogs (zombie dogs), and hiding from humans O(∩_∩)O [Reading instructions] 1. The text is in first-person diary style 2. The author is a good boy of Daily Update O(∩_∩)O Feel free to jump into the trap 3. The full text is sweet and cruel-free [Pre-received articles, please collect them! ! ! Title: "Devil Mulan Isn't a Second-Body Disease" Copywriting: As a devil who has been familiar with various fairy tales since childhood, He Daozai is very self-aware: he is destined to become a character despised by everyone. "No one likes to deal with demons...(__)ノ|" "We symbolize doom╮(╯-╰)╭" "Loneliness is our final destination (￣_,￣ )" Unexpectedly, this charming middle-class temperament attracted countless fans from passers-by. A popular idol: Devil Sang taught me to face my true self! He gave me a new lease of life! A certain CEO: Devil Sang made me realize my shortcomings in management! He is my guiding light in life! A certain bad boy: When I was at the lowest point in my life, Devil Sang saved me! He is my faith! A certain demon army: We will protect the demon-san! (Very loud) He Devil-san Doya:? ? ? Did you get the wrong script? Or did I get the wrong script? Also, I really am not a middle-aged child! ! ! Conception: