Our Cult Leader Might Be Sick

Our cult leader is beautiful as a flower. The only regret is that she's been single for twenty-eight years without finding the right man. To find him, our cult leader opened a brothel. She dressed up as the top courtesan, a refined beauty who would only discuss poetry and literature, and wouldn't even let anyone touch her little hand. Unfortunately, our cult leader only reads erotica and can't recite poetry. She can turn "improvise a poem" into "improvise a blowjob." Even so, the martial artists hoping to get with her packed the Washing Water Bridge outside the brothel. Every day, our cult leader stood upstairs at the brothel and used her thousand-mile voice transmission to call out to every expert in Chang'an with a Golden Core cultivation level or higher: "Come on in, big boys! Come on!" She scared all the experts in Chang'an into hiding on Mount Zhongnan. "Protector Li, is it my fault that I'm beautiful?" our cult leader asked me one day. "Tell me the truth!" "Well," I said, "could you settle my wages first?" Couple: big-breasted, brainless top x all-around butler bottom New novel: Quick Transmigration: Don't Mess with the Saintly One The minor remonstrance official Lou Qi risked his life by rolling over a bed of nails to impeach the prime minister... The prime minister twisted the truth, and the impeachment failed. Looking at the officials who were all protecting themselves, Lou Qi thought he would die a meaningless death. [Beep! The "Die for Your Remonstrance" System is binding...] [Scan complete. Host possesses the attributes "saintly," "overestimates their abilities," and "stubborn mule."] Lou Qi: ... (Isn't a saintly person supposed to be a woman?) In the Nth year after acquiring the "Die for Your Remonstrance" System: Lou Qi, clad in the scarlet robes of a first-rank official, pointed at the prime minister and the tyrant of the previous dynasty. "Your crimes are too numerous to record. Today, on behalf of all the people, I will demand justice from you!" The prime minister and the tyrant: ... (They were at a loss for words.) Behind Lou Qi, the Son of Heaven of Zhou gazed at the little worthy minister before him and smiled affectionately. One-sentence summary: Don't mess with the saintly one! Mess with them and you'll be making an enemy of all that is righteous in the world! Theme: