Villain, Please Kill Me

As a professional sacrificial pawn, my job is to keep raising the protagonist's favorability toward me, then get killed by the villainous BOSS.

That way, the protagonist's hatred will reach its peak, their cheat powers will go BIU BIU, and they'll take down the villainous BOSS in one fell swoop, achieve the grand HE ending, and reach the pinnacle of life.

But lately, the villainous BOSS in one of my books has been taking forever to serve me my death notice = =|||

He doesn't want to fight the protagonist either = =|||

What exactly are you trying to do? Sit down and talk it over?

Villainous BOSS: Little thing, don't think you can trick this venerable one into being your patsy.

Me [sacrificial pawn]: Oh, come on! Weren't you supposed to kill me with one slap and send me off with my death notice...? Damn it, don't pull down my pants!

Villainous BOSS: You seem pretty concerned about the continuation of humanity. How about you and I make a contribution to it?

Me [sacrificial pawn]: Get lost! Are you even human?

Protagonist: ...

Author: Oh ho ho ho! This is also a great way to maintain world peace. How did I not think of it? Muah!

Content warnings:

1. First-person narration, bottom is the protagonist

2. Scheming sacrificial pawn bottom X aloof, devoted top

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