The Empress's Face-Slapping Chronicles

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[Blurb]

Bai Shaohua, a male god from the Celestial Realm, goes to great lengths to lure Wu Danni, a three-time reigning queen of the human world, into making a promotional documentary for the Celestial Realm's military.

Before she's even his, he plays both mother and father, shields her from schemes, tears into scumbags, and offers her his own golden ticket to success.

She's loyal to her friends, and he's her walking ATM;

She's clueless about everyday life, so he becomes her personal assistant;

She films her kissing scenes with a stand-in, so he promptly volunteers to be the male lead's kissing double;

She attends an awards ceremony, and he provides her with a seamless heavenly outfit;

She's framed by villains, so he turns them into cats;

People criticize her acting, so he teaches her cultivation. Her singing and acting skills go through the roof, and she reigns supreme over the entertainment world of the Three Realms, leaving everyone red-faced with her stinging slaps.

But how did he end up losing his heart while trying to win her over?

After watching every movie and TV show she's starred in and learning all the tried-and-true tropes, he becomes the world's number one doting husband!

Does the Queen of Heaven dare to take him on?

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