[Harry Potter] The Eagle Founder's Social Skills

The Literary Version: To wait for her, he pursued immortality for a thousand years. He lingered before the Mirror of Erised time and time again, seeing not only gold and silver, but her smiling face. So whose love is this, and whose scheme? (Don't worry, it's not that angsty.)

The Silly Version:

[Rowena Ravenclaw] Founder of Ravenclaw House, renowned for her wisdom. Her intelligence is maxed out, but her emotional intelligence is nowhere to be found.

[Tom Riddle] The young form of the Dark Lord: high intelligence and emotional intelligence.

[Salazar Slytherin] The pitiful Founders who has waited a thousand years to pursue his wife: high emotional intelligence, high intelligence, high status, and a perfect bachelor, but his pursuit of his wife has taken a disastrous turn (burning incense).

[Another big boss is lurking.]

The author really wants to spoil the story.

[Salazar/Tom's Monologue]

Who gave him the name Tom? I never thought the Slytherin family would have such poor taste nowadays. As expected, anyone who isn't my direct descendant can't be any good. And who is that noseless fellow who eats shit and claims to be one of mine? He dared to trick all my underlings away, and now my pursuit of my wife is going terribly. Merlin's socks, nothing is going right.

[Rowena's Monologue]

What a terrifying era, and what a terrifying life. Can't reading books improve your emotional intelligence? What a joke. There's nothing I, Rowena, can't learn... (weakly).

Yes, it's a new story. Updates whenever I feel like it. High chance of abandonment. If I do abandon it, any girls who want to know how it ends can leave me a comment, and I'll send you the ending. I won't mess up the original characterizations. I'll try not to mess up the original plot either.