[Fushiguro X Daiyu Crossover] I Heard They're Raising Plants Next Door

Updates whenever inspiration strikes Blurb: Dark Lord: My wife must have Slytherin's strength and elegance, and stand with me at the pinnacle of the wizarding world! (Grabs Daiyu) Come on, sweetheart, let me teach you the Cruciatus Curse~~ Lin Daiyu: My husband ought to have Pan An's looks, be brilliant enough to write a poem in seven steps, and be learned in all things without being trapped by worldly conventions. (Grabs Riddle) Where do you think you're going? Recite this poem for me first. Repeat a hundred times in your head: Voldemort and Daiyu are the real couple~\\(≧▽≦)/~ The author's writing is terrible, and it's been many years since I read the original Harry Potter and Dream of the Red Chamber novels, so some things may differ from the originals. Please forgive me if it's not very good, dear readers (?>ω