"Good job!" Watching the crown in his hand shriek as a plume of black smoke burst from it and it split in two, Zhou Chi silently gave himself a pat on the back. He felt no guilt at all about just destroying Ravenclaw's treasure.
[Clang, clang, clang! Congratulations, Host! The mission to defeat the Dark Lord is complete~\(≧▽≦)/~]
Zhou Chi: "...Oh." Utter indifference →_→
System: QAQ
[No, Host, don't! Don't you love me anymore?! This time, you can stay in this world as long as you want. There are absolutely no other missions, only a bunch of trash wizards that Host can crush with a flick of your hand. This is absolutely perfect for Host's wish to find a peaceful world and enjoy life! Isn't this a wonderful surprise! ⊙▽⊙]
Zhou Chi: ...Forgive me for saying this, but after recalling that stupid System's intelligence, I have only one ominous feeling.
[Ahaha, don't worry about the little details (*/ω\*)! America, go go go! New York, go go go! Our journey is to the stars and the sea! Let's ditch these backward wizards!]
One week later...
Zhou Chi stared at the Chitauri robots careening through the skies over New York and fell into deep thought: "..."
Excuse me? A peaceful world?! Are you kidding me!! ┻━┻︵╰(‵□′)╯︵┻━┻
System: Σ( ° △ °|||)︴Host, listen to my explanation!!!
Zhou Chi: Heh.
P.S. The author isn't a stickler for canon, so canon fans, please don't flame me.
P.P.S. The heroine is super overpowered and adored by everyone.
