The Streamer Always Denies They're Transmigrating

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#Trust me, the streamer did not transmigrate#

#How to keep Newton's coffin lid from rattling#

#How to survive in an anime world where science is dead#

Before she took a shortcut through a little grove in the park and ended up transmigrating with her livestream, Xia Zhitong never imagined she'd one day have to rack her brains to keep old Newton's coffin lid shut.

Xia Zhitong: "Super jumps? No, those don't exist! I'm just hanging from a wire. Oops, someone fell down. The wire must have malfunctioned, haha..."

Everyone: "Stop, aaaaaah! Put away the hidden weapons in your hand!!!!"

Xia Zhitong: "You might not believe this, but that horn is made of wood and glued on. Want me to break it off and show you?"

Everyone: "Stop, aaaaaah! Let go of Ibaraki!!!!"

Xia Zhitong: "You asked why this person's two eyes are different colors? They're colored contacts, haha. Want me to prove it?"

Everyone: "Stop, aaaaaah! Let go of the squad leader's eyes!!!!"

Xia Zhitong: "The Sword of Damocles? That doesn't exist! It's a special effect. Hang on, I'll turn off the switch and it'll disappear~"

Everyone: "Stop, aaaaaah! Even if you stab my Lord Zun to death right now, we've already seen it!!!!"

Xia Zhitong: "A little tiger? What are you thinking?! It's just a stuffed toy. I'll pull out the cotton for you to see~"

Everyone: "Stop, aaaaaah! Let go of Gokotai!!!!"

This streamer hereby solemnly declares: Transmigration? Not a chance :)