Live-Streaming My Path to Immortality

[Complete, ready to read] An ancient secret realm? Wait, let me start a livestream first! A cultivation tournament? Wait, let me start a livestream first! A tribulation to ascend to immortality? Wait, let me start a livestream first! Ever since Zhong Cai started livestreaming, her style has gone a little off the rails... Some junior fellow disciple: Senior Sister, run! I can't hold on much longer! Zhong Cai (handing over a bottle of pills): Don't worry, Senior Sister will give you a buff! Some defeated opponent: Your magic really is formidable, Immortal Maiden. I concede. Zhong Cai: It must be exhausting to be furious while keeping a smile on your face. Some demon: Big Sis, stop chasing me! I surrender, okay? Zhong Cai: Don't chicken out. Face me head-on! Some master: I hear that the rogue immortal's son from the West Sea fell in love with you at first sight? Zhong Cai: Not interested. He's ugly! Some ghost: Hey, you're stepping on me. Lift your foot. Zhong Cai: Prosperity, democracy, civility, harmony, freedom, and equality. [Years later, a collection of Zhong Cai's astonishing remarks circulates throughout the cultivation world.] Zhong Cai: You're too kind. It's all thanks to my commenters. The female lead is neither reborn nor a transmigrator. She's a native of this world. Please don't compare rankings. Yanyanzi's completed novels: First Love, Like Ice Cream, an arrogant genius scholar X an adorable fitness coach, a sweet university romance We Were Only a Fake Couple [Entertainment Industry], an amnesiac leading lady X a popular young actor, a fake couple becomes real Theme: