That Narcissistic General [One Piece]

[This is an old story I abandoned five years ago. It's been on hiatus for quite a while, so I don't recommend reading it, sob. I do plan to finish it, but I'd have to rewrite the whole thing or I just can't continue. orz. It's a pretty big undertaking, so there's no telling when I'll be back. It might not be until next year. Anyway, I'm a lazy fish who has no motivation without pressure (lying flat). Left here on 2022.4.24]

The person opposite me raised an eyebrow, and I knew he was up to no good again.

I couldn't care less as I picked at my foot. "Give it a rest. You're me, and I'm you. We're the same person. Do you really think I don't know what you're thinking?"

The next second, I was pinned beneath him.

"Oh? Do you really know what I'm about to do, Little Lissa?"

Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Borsalissa. I'm 35 years old, female, and a vice admiral. Right now, I'm facing the biggest problem of my life.

The male version of me is about to pin me down. What should I do? Help, I'm waiting online!

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